5 minute blog..

well it is that time of year for many a student where the pencils are blunt the computers being turned of for the final time or just maybe just for some its a wee break till next semester starts. whatever the choice there will be a flock of us heading towards to the job centres in dire hope to find a job that requires our skills and scrutiny. only to be told that the job they require doesn't exists in the realms of the farce that is the Job centre. We go from there to the mighty Internet which over the years has provided some jobs to us and now is going to let us down by giving us jobs that requires years of experience. We start to analyze and question the 4 years we have just spent studying, spending many of ours of it on a "peasant waggon" bus. Students with degrees or diplomas will either fall into jobs or just have no luck at all for years. any way good luck and good health.

blogidy blog blog blog

Blogging.. hmmm what can i say about that without sounding monotoned, maybe suggest that its a great way to publicly shout about your life so the whole world can see it and maybe mock it, geer it, laugh it, praise it, inspire people who knows. Whatever happens you have given that bit of you into the bad world of the net. For me it was more a way to speak about how i felt about current situations and putting it into the way i saw, in a way my blogs are how graham sees the world through his eyes. Some scary some a bit like what did he say or what the hell is he going on about. Blogging "public diary" for many in my class is just a excuse to search the new songs or new games coming out when the lecturers not looking but for others they have expressed their inner self and spilled their thoughts, suggestions, opinions without being judged or looked upon. iv typed up 22 blogs so far and i think i may continue as i progress further through college and have a read through them when i finish and see how much my typing has changed. 2010 blogging done!!
war and peace..

cant believe am afraid of that!!

Fears many of us have it and many of us deny they have it. I have only two fears in life one being a bad parent to my daughter. What makes a bad dad, my opionon is that not giving her the advice and support when she needs it the most. so that she can look at life with the right outlook. she knows that stealing is wrong and helping others is good and that her elders are to be respected until they give a reason not be. I dont see my daughter much as she lives with her mum but when ever i have her, i ensure that its a enjoyable day for her and that she learns new things. I dont care what people think of me as a person but as a dad i want to pride my self on being the best i can.

My second fear is Drum Roll.................... Spiders, dont care what size i just hate them, there pointless creatures with to many eyes and legs, there the tiny ninjas of the night. making there silly webs which always without fail gets caught in my face and i spent the next five minutes rubbing my face like a mad man. am sure they do it on purpose. They say spiders dont have brains, they bloody well do. they make a web to catch flys then put up lines of web to be attached to your face then feel dirty all day. there just horrible creatures, the legs freak me out the most. walking so slow to sneak past then once caught they buggers can run faster than usain bolt on speed.

harry potter, who...

A lass the harry potter franchise and movies is coming to a end. After so many years entertaining children and of course the adults its eventually finished. Not being a avid fan of the films or the books but i did enjoy the films when i watched them. They some how catch the audiences eye with the magic and the intriguing story lines. Daniel Radcliff (harry potter) who we have grown to love and maybe hate is well but we still cant hide the fact the fact we are losing a iconic character. I think i have only watched three harry potter films, i couldn't even tell you how many films there is to date. I still remember buying my first harry potter movie for my brother, which he enjoyed and still does now that hes 18. Think that's maybe another reason why the programme is such a blockbuster hit, it reaches our hidden childhood and the brings out more the imagination of our kids. No one can hide from it, we've all sat their watching the film and wished or thought that maybe something like that happened to me. Having a twig give us magical powers and cast spells on others just for the kicks.

If we had the powers they have on the films, think society would be a very interesting place to live, the goverment would have a field day with the control of a nation being just seconds away by giving a flick of a stick. Cars manufacturers would cease to work pretty much anything as it can be alacazamed in a second. if i had the powers think i would be inclined to give my self the charm and witty manner to pull the ladies (anymans first instinct) then i would find the people who make living a misery to live a nice wee treat or shall we say i taste of their own medicine, The list is endless.

Harry Potters last film which is coming out next July and may have a standing ovation or it might be a get up and leave and get in the car and moan about the ticket prices of cinema today. Either way it will be missed by thousands sorry millions. The glasses and scar will live long on our shelf's at home on DVD only to be watched to silence the unruly children of Britain and the world.

The pacific

Well its coming to a end next Monday and i think i speak for many of viewers i will be sad when its gone, as its been a insight into what actually or maybe happened. the special effects and the many story lines all have the audiences gripping onto their seats as to whats going to happen next. many of the characters have intriguing story lines to capture the viewers attention. the whole idea of the film is to capture the actual events of the war from the veterans who were there and watched the whole process happen in front of them. The film also stimulates conversation in your own regarding wether would i actually be able to deal with what they saw and had to deal with back then. my self i think i would cope, but would have my downer moments watching friends die in front of me and killing for the first time. think after a while i would get used to it. The army these days is far relaxed in comparison to what happened back then. to many rules and regs to follow before you shoot someone. the programme will be sadly missed by me anyway. many of my programmes are finishing this week. going to be lost.

Summer of 09..

What can i say about summer 09.. Maybe one or two words or just maybe a few paragraphs. My Summer was filled with holidays and Titp2009 which was the cherry on the top. Holiday in new york to start the holidays off, spent two weeks there having a tremendous times going to times square the m&m shop which by the way is a shop in a half, every flavoured of m&m and i pick the flavour that appeals the most peanut butter, Yummy!! Then going to madame tosaudes(spelling) which i went twice to. forgot my camera the first time, so 62 dollars later. Then saw the best view in my life, top of the empire state building to me thats a majestic view. one look to the left you have queens and then the right new jersey. Then had the best dinners every night at all the restaurants t-bone stakes and just glorified heart attacks on a plate with a side order of fries.. scrumptious!! after a visit to the states came home then fired away to the other side of ireland to a weee village called Lack. Was going there to see my auntie, drove all the way from glenrothes, brilliant drive specially in my tuned vw golf r32. 250 miles of pure bliss, 640bhp under my hood i was a happy boy for 8 hours. so staying in ireland and in the smallest village from what it looked like as there was two pubs but only one got used. and the barmaid was only 15 and got free drink. Brilliant. Drove home from there to then buy camping tickets for titp and buy enough drink to put the rab c nesbit to shame. 24 tins of blackthorn, 30 tins of strongbow, 10 tins of fosters for that morning breakfast and to top it off a plastic bottle of russias finest vodka, 2ltr of course. very little food consumed at that weekend apart from very exspensive chips and cheese £4.50 to be exact so needless to say i didnt spend much. putting aside the drink and the catalogue priced chips and cheese. the weather was ace, scorching all weekend. I pretty much had my t shirt off the whole weekend and only having moisturiser to keep my skin happy well lets just say that never went down to well when i got home, i peeled for weeks but it was a enjoyable as i had the best tan i ever had. Late night drinking and partying into the wee hours of the morning then sleeping for what seemed like a eternity was only two hours then up again with a tin of foster for comfort breakfast. yum.
once i got home, i decided to go on another we trip down to newcastle for fish and chips and ended up staying for the weekend at my brothers having bbqs every night and chillaxin nice wee weekend. Then in august had my best mates wedding which was amazing as i finished it in a nightclub... to go home with the bridesmaid.. Then new year came, went to the styx new year party from which we all went to a after party then i pulled again, and awaken in a randoms bed new years day. faboulous stuff. 2009 was the best year and the summer was a hit too,. but 2010 is going to be even better
plenty holidays and hopefully going to pass my first years course to gain access to my next one. titp 2010 again is going to be even better and new york in xmas happy days.

to much eating can kill you...

back to the debate of kids eating the wrong foods at school. am all for it to be honest, as i dont want my wee girl growing up on additives and high level sugars (junky food) as it does effect the brain and the growing of our kids. my wee brother was brought up differently as he was a 90's kids so the junky food was all the rage as parents were becoming work acholics. as my we brother had to much e numbers in food.. ie irn bru is speed to him as his brain is wired the other way so he has to take speed to calm him down. anyway back to the junky foods, to much crap is served at primary and high school back before jamie got his mits on it and turned canteen into a deli. so instead of chips and mushy peas and water down custurd you get celriac and chick peas and a apple. now all good for the old diet but in all fairness there has to be some option of heavy foods on the table. there probably is some pasta and sphagetti and meatballs (am in the mood for that now). nowadays kids and adults are eating the fast food option as i assume there just using it for easyness and keeps the budget in control as who wants to pay for a organic onion thats came from spain. 80p for one of them these then you have to pay for bags to carry it in. i dread the day when i see a family carrying there food home with them. clown trousers and pregnacy trousers sales will rocket. but fast food has become the food to eat. as no one wants to eat spinach or rocket for lunch.

"if i won the lottery"

Many a time has this sentence graced our lips and our minds, "if i won the lottery" and we ponder and excite our selfs with the what ifs and build our house in our head. Having said that, majority of us dont play the lottery but have the thoughts of winning all that money. So if we ever won the lottery what would we actually do?

My first what ifs, if you will. would be buy my own house, scratch that build my own house with all ergonomically found products such as bricks from demolitions and many more products that have been recycled. Would pretty much build the whole house my self as i would have that warm sensation of satisfaction just building a house from scracth. would buy a nice couple of acres in the suburbs of new york next to a lake. Now a house isnt complete without the array of cars on the drive ranging from the lambourghini lp670, 1970 shelby mustang (elenor), Range Rover sport in white with the biggest drug dealer rims (not suitable for off raoding i know, but who in their right mind would take such beauty on the dirt roads).

With the rest of my millions.. i have thought of this for a while, would try and get alot of builders to come across with me to africa to build houses for the families and communitys for them to start a new life. would have the same layout as some of the streets we have here in scotland. rows of houses all 5 beds with their own shop. i would also try and reguvenate the dirt so they can grow their own produce and sell it at the market i would build. Would buy a good few hundred cows and sheep and hire some farmers to teach them others ways that will help them. also i would set up a security guard to ensure no rioting, maybe good hundred for the area i would cover.

with what i had left of my money i would pay of close friends mortgages. i would give my family just £10,000 each so they cant complain or come to me every six months asking for a lend of money that ill never see again.

Then the rest of my money i would ask a stock broker some advice on the market on whos the best company to invest into. then plow my money on the dow and fste. as thats where majority of my money is now.

Elections...........Yawn

well couple of days and we know the out come of the biggest anti-climax election.. To be honest i really dont care. Every single mp or pm is out for them selfs and it shines right through like a slap in the with a old cheesey sock. They all spew this non sense about they can make thinsgs better, lets be honest here if they can make it better why havent the labour party done it.... explain that!!!! any bill that is passed is for a profit to the mp's and pm not the tax payers pocket.

Come Read with me..

watched the episodes of come dine with me in scotland... Oh dear what a disaster that should of been put on at night with a sign language women trying there hardest to translate the slur of the scottish accent. One contestant accent was so strong that even the programme itself had to translate the man's accent. How anyone can think that recording a episode of that in scotland would be entertaining has to have been born with a mild sense of humour. as we just sound plain stupid. There was one gentlemen who was from england and the first time i actually felt sorry for the guy... he was totally bambozzled about everything the wanabe braveheart was saying.

at the end of the programme they become good friends... yawn.

dave lamb was the only reason the programme kept me intrested.

happy days

Bebo Blurgh!!!

Well it has come to it, bebo has lost its legs and has fallen to the might facebook. Bebo at the start was a good networking site but then like all things it was bought over and it turned to mush, accepting link accesses to facebook and other apps. which was basicly a shotgun to the face with a wee bit of vinegar thrown in the wounds to boot. Bebo has seen the loss of millions of figures to facebook and aol its current owner does not want to fund anymore money into the networking site as they see it would be a waste as the site is failing. err why not put some money in to see if you can rejuvenate the site. that would be the plausable thinking, ie you would just put a car in the scrappys if it had a flat tyre. so why do it with a site that reconnects millions with lost friends and family. i myself have both sites and facebook has the better pulling power with its basic look more user friendly and easy access apps. no limitation in a sense. where as bebo has its limitations.
If it shuts down then it would be an end to a networking era for bebo and maybe its last owners the creaters will maybe hanging there heads in shame as their baby failed to inspire. as they sold it for greed. as for the bebo nuts they will have to find their fix else where and i wonder where they will be heading, certainly aint going to be myspace as thats out on its arse too. FACEBOOK is going to be the place to reconnect with the forgotten village idiots u long to forget about but always curious as to what they have done with their lifes.

Had enough!!

Dont know about you but i am pretty sick and tired of hearing about the whole Jordan-Peter-Alex saga. i know that they are celebritys but jesus god, do they need to be in our faces every five minutes. Its peter's crying about this, alex is dressing up in this and Jordan is having another botox done. The amount of flying they all do to go get another fricking extension done or a wee spray tan done for the b celeb alex. As always they get away with it all. cause they're celebs. Where is the need to hear about them every single day, does anyone care for that matter. i sure as hell dont care let them enjoy there lives how they see fit, i mean just the other day i got a indian head massage, i dont see cameras flashing at me and making me near on epileptic. Its not that am jealous far from it, i would just rather hear about either election news or actually something about the world. NOT!!!! about celebritys crying, saying stuff about one other, whos got a new bag from some far to skinny desginer and whos shagging who. i mean come on its a way of life we all do it everyday, cheat, buy bags, moan, do things stupid and get silly little fake tans(well some of us any way). The whole saga with jordan and company is just a joke, its a over dramatised minute by minute life of the dullest people ever. They followed by a tv crew everyday, and they still hide stuff from us, sorry jordan, but we have all seen you in your birthday clothes. Think the days you saying "am getting changed, i need privacy" are very much gone. You choose this life to be a glamour model, getting your mamary glands out for the camera thats made you ur millions but now you hide it. Who you trying to kid love, you lost your dignity when u decided to take ur top of for money. which many may say that ur a over paid hooker and the others well the page 3 and the lads mags sales says it all really. Jordans new limited brain capacity other half alex has used the credit of his erm... cleary confused wife, to get his way into stardom. At least Peter was famous before pretty much the two of them. He choose not to be a public laughing stock for a tv show.
Alex has very little to offer in more ways than one in some cases. Hes a caged fighter starter, so hes obviously given up looking for a decent job and working for his money. he took the easy option and went for the fast money making maybe dying. Thats pretty much all i can say about a man who has chosen a life of getting his face mashed in. Peter on the very bitter other hand has maybe acted like a big girl on tv and brought out some crackingly awful music and started his own show (compition to see who is the more famous celeb) but peter trys and doesnt put himself across like hes is better than his ex counterpart. Who hasnt danced to mysterious girl and some of his.. lets just say more aquired taste music. Give to him though he does try. Think iv raved on enough about the shinanigins of the Jordan Saga.

War and Peace

The Three Amigo Chancellors

Silent pause.... Right you ready for this? ok Channel 4 had a broadcast of where they had the chancellor and two other shadow chancellors on. They were to be asked whats happening or what will be happening with the debt, tax increases, and global economy. Now from watching the programme long enough before i fell asleep at Mr Darlings Monotone voice, i realised that either constituency's maybe could win the next election. Having said that, it seemed that Mr Osbourne(Conservatives) wanted the goverment to work for the people and use our taxes to better advantage but he let him self down by not explaining where they would find the money to fund other expenditures. Hearing that one chancellor is wanting to look after your taxes to the best of their abilities then one saying that they will rasing it again further and a other just going for who gives the best arguement. lets be honest liberal are just a flock of sheep and gordon brown is the sheep dog.

It really depends on how much you love your country and willing to make it work again and believe the drivle that come out the amigos mouths cause some it must of tasted like vinegar coming out of theirs. No mp would want to lose a cushty we number being the constituency in power so they will say pretty anything you want to hear. Its up to us as a nation of debt payers to try and figure out which one of these "amigos" is sincere. Probably none of them to be honest, but Mr Osbourne did make a few valid points in regards to some of the struggles as citizens do every day by maybe reducing the tax on the poor and stopping a 10% tax on death!! heres some of the transscript from the event.

8.04pm: First question: What personal qualities do you have that would make you a better chancellor than your counterparts?
(Good question.)

Cable goes first. He says he has a lot of experience. He warned about the debt. He also recommended policies that the government did adopt.

Darling says: "Tenacity, I hope, amongst other things."
(That's almost a joke, which is good. It makes him sound relaxed.)
He talks about his judgment being right. He says he was right when he warned about the downturn being the worst for 60 years. He also mentions his commitment to fairness.

Osborne says the chancellor needs to be part of a team. He talks about the need to remember it's the public's money.
I think Osborne lost that exchange. The other two mentioned things they had done personally. But Osborne replied in very general, bland terms.

8.08pm: The next question is about the steps that need to be taken. What needs to be cut?
Darling mentions the need to cut the debt.

Osborne says he has set out "difficult decision".
I don't pretend that there aren't more difficult decisions ahead.

Cable says the Lib Dems are committed to cuts worth £15bn. He mentions cutting Trident and ID cards.
There are very specific cuts that we could identify.
Cable won that round, I think. He mentioned specific cuts

8.10pm: As a follow up, Guru-Murphy asks Osborne why he thinks cuts have to come now.

Osborne says many experts agree with him. But in the end it "comes down to common sense".

Darling says:
It's simply not true that everyone agrees with you.

Osborne retorts:
I know you don't.

Darling goes on. He says the Tories have announced tax cuts today (my phras, not his) without saying how they would pay for them. He says that's a terrible judgement.

Osborne says that Darling wants to increase the tax on everyone.

Cable says Osborne denounced the savings announced by the government yesterday as "complete fiction". But now Osborne is using these to fund his national insurance cut.

That's the best intervention so far.

Guru-Murphy comes in. He asks the Cable question again.

Osborne says people know how much money is being wasted.

Darling says:
All of us want to tackle waste, and we have been for many years.
Osborne has "not a single penny in the bank" to pay for his cuts, Darling says.

Cable challenges Darling to explain how his savings will work.

Darling says Osborne is committing himself to paying out large sums of money. Buthe can't fund them.

Osborne seems to be frowning

8.21pm: Q: What will you do about public sector pensions?

Darling says the government has started to reform public sector pensions.

Osborne says Darling is talking as if Labour has not been in office.
He says the Tories are committed to imposing a £50,000 cap on public sector pensions. And they would carry out an audit if they got into power.

Cable says there needs to be reform. The current situation is "scandalous".

Does he mean cuts, Guru-Murphy asks.

Cable says there will have to be cuts.

Osborne says he agrees with Cable that there should be cross-party consensus on this.

Darling says Labour and the Lib Dems tried to get consensus on social care. But his attempts to do so "weren't very successful", he tells Osborne.

Osborne says the Tories did not agree because Labour was proposing a death tax.

Cable make a joke about a "love in". Someone else (Darling, I think) jokes that it appears to be over.

Osborne says a 10% death tax is not fair.

In the end in politics ... we looked at Labour's option, a 10% option, and that was just something we didn't want to go with.

Darling says there is an international consensus on supporting the economy.

Osborne accused Darling of a "complete misrepresentation" of the Tory position.
He asks Darling if the death tax is still an option.

Darling says it isn't.
There will be an announcment about long-term care soon, Darling says

as you can see Lib Dem is agreeing with who ever gives the best arguement in my own opionion.

Who ever wins.. we wont see much of a change just maybe a different person waving to us!

Teenage sponsorship drinking

Well well well looks as though the fired up out of thier face 15-17 year olds wont be getting to taste the beautifull sip of the tennants or any other brain numbing drink at any gigs or football matches... lets all have a minute silence for them.. *cough* aye right. Probably better they dont drink as they just make total prats of themself, like for perfect example running about their t-shirts of and screaming tttttttttt in the park, (yes love/mate i know am at titp i bought the fucking ticket and sat waited in a queue for two hours... i dont need you reminding me of it every five minutes and especially at 4am. So in my own opioin yeah the goverment is right to ban them from drinking. solves alot of problems instantly, not that it will stop them all but certainly put a dent in the mass amount of idiots running about like scattered sheep.

Also there stopping putting brewery logos on kids football kits. i can see there point, but in all honesty how many 0 months - 10 years looking at their top and going i want carling and become a alkie. not to many to be honest. they get it from the parents or down to peer presure from friends and also the fact it has been the way for hundreds of years people drinking. so why stop now, cause the goverment think its a good idea. ehh no mr gordon brown, we enjoy our weekly let go. its our way of saying goodbye to one week and hello to another. we work hard for our money and mr brown tax us enough so why cant we enjoy our selfs.

As a child i was allowed to drink but in the house, and it was that stinking becks but i was allowed due to the fact i was at a certain stage of my life and was curious of alot of things and drinking was one of them. I always had a wee tipple at my friends house, well a sneaky one but who hasnt apart from the obvious. It was the teenagers way of rebeling against the parents and showing the finger without hurting feelings. Then coming home and trying to walk as normal as possilble but laughin at everything and falling half way up the stairs never really worked.. ahh the good old days.

hello my name is????

Should they stay or should they go?

To the shop i mean. Imagine if you will you send your child to go get the paper and theres been a murder a few months ago or would you rather they stayed at home and looked at the net?

in my mind i think they should go out and get the paper and as keeping them in is encouraging lazyness and they dont learn anything but whats going cheap on ebay. where as going they get the fresh air and the stretch of the legs and maybe bump into a friend on the way.

Me as a parent would send my child to the shop as wrapping them up in cotton wool never helps or makes them think for them selfs in the future. even sending them to get something you enjoy it sends a signal of trust and independance to them. where as saying just stay in ill do it, is just asking for trouble as they may start talking to the wrong people in regards to over-aged men with glasses and a beard who betray them selfs as 15 year old hip hop teenagers.

so the morale to this blog stop being overprotective and send them out, as they were people getting murdered and robbed when we were growing up in the 70s 80s 90s nothing has changed just the P.M.

Street smart not internet dumb

The boyle of scotland

As a member of the driving society i have driven through the dreary underground thats called lochgelly, and to be brutally honest it deserves to be flattened and started again with alot of places. If lochgelly is getting a re-design of its town whats going to happen next mcdonalds on the a92.

Looks as though they have a designer who has been designing many towns across the world and has also designed the set of the truman show. Well i hope hes brought his family with him cause hes going to be for a while, until he gets rid of the local bed warmers and maybe design them a island of there own. lochgelly will still be the sess pit it is today. if he thinks the town can go do a makeover then hat of to the man and lets see what the future has to hold for lochgelly as just over the hill is ballingry.

The councillar has some faith in his work;

Councillor John Beare, who chairs Fife Council's planning committee, said: "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I can't stress enough how exciting this is for Lochgelly and Fife.

As he enjoyed a pint in Torleys Bar, John McCauley, 56, said: "It's something that's urgently required here, so I don't think you will find much dissent.

ehem... he stayed in a lochgelly pub to have a small beverage, get him to the hospital and check for every known disease known to man and check make sure he still has his wallet.

Where have you gone!!

What happening with indie music? it seems to be taken over by faders and equalizers and some half naked women. Last year alone never really seen a indie band reach number one. Which is a shame as indie has been going many years even before i was a twinkle in my dads eye. From the likes of the beetles and the jam and the clash. They all had a good stranglehold over music along with other major genres now a decent mix of beats and rhythm on a mixing deck it makes number one. No thought no background or history or pain in it. just plain simple music. Is it a lack of appreciation of the youngsters these days. all they want to listen to is either someone screaming into the microphone or trance. Even when a decent indie band bring a record out its slated by critics by not giving enough electric flair and it then fails to reach number one.

Its not as though theres a lack of indie bands, you have the likes of the courteeners who still bring out that raw edge of music that Britain is missing. That still ain't enough for the youngsters as they need there daily intake of the latest shite of remixed techno shite from some one boy wonder from the states "go away Chris brown"

Don't know about you but i would rather listen to a old granny record like ub40 red red wine than listen to another Chris brown.

Bring Back INDIE

Breezy Spring... whats that about?

Ok so its spring and what do we expect? nothing but big lushing licks of the sun getting hotter and the mindless droans getting out in there shorts with the near on milk bottle white legs that have never seen a ray of sunlight. Then you get the jet setter wana'bs who kick about the street with there claire sweeney jazz hat. Thats not the case in this climate, no no no we have freezing cold mornings and a tiny, tiny, tiny increase in temperture that takes the chill of the air but not enough to stop our nipples from becoming glass cutters.



now i may sound like a old fart but youll have me pegged wrong, am that typical person you will see kickin about in my shorts and a t-shirt that is far to tight and should never been allowed to be made. you can imagine the t-shirt.



Now this spring is it a sneaky peek of things to come.. for summer i mean waking up and you see the sun and think politely in your head oh it looks warm, get outside and you take toll of how bad your decision was to slip on those old flowery shorts in -1 weather. When its cold we have a good laugh at the people who decided they werent changing there clothes and walk down the high street like right fecking plebs. What makes it worse they have knobbly knees and it reminds you of that toothpick you had a few weeks ago.



Now when summer does eventually decide to grace us with its presence, we shall be ready!!!...... with the long john's, tea cosy you stole of your gran with alzhiemers, the gagoole that you found in the back of the cupboard that your aunty mavis gave you several years ago and were sorted. Nothing looks better than looking like a trainspotting victim!

So they people with the white coats say that its all down to global warming now is it really down to that cause that just sounds like big gathering and everyone getting warm. they say we drive to much and theres to many cars and to much pollution...my advise stop having fuckin band aids, live aids and gathering of mass celebritys, cause guess what they all use planes and cars to get to these places. look at sting did he not generate 7tone of co2 just attending some of the charity events and fightin a forrest!! do they suffer nope, we do cause the goverment think that the best idea is to rise some tax's. Good idea Mr Brown make us work harder use the car more and hit the petrol station more times than changing the channel on the sky remote. To me they should revert right back to the 60's when the times were good and mps werent getting pad astronomical wages to sit on there arse and keep warm there bed sores. lets be honest here mps are just glorified doal bum's.

Rewind back to the spring...

Dont know about you but am rather looking forward to the good old spring, waking up having that feeling of the sun in the air, and listening to the kids playing in their back gardens and the grass getting by the dads who should of done it months ago but was at the pub all previous times of being asked and being able to sit in the back garden having the stereo up full blast listening to the worst records ever played but not giving two hoots what the neighbours and firing up the old bbq and cooking away like your some super and telling your wife her food is shit and yours is all godly and stuff... ahhh the good times.

Bring on the Spring!!!!!!

new age goverment bullying

Does goverment really have bullying under control or is it a blanket of excuses and lies. Many suggest that bullying is a sign of someone trying to reach out to someone, only in the way they know how. For example one bully could be going through a really bad time at home and has to take it out at someone at school, b) they could be lonely and there crying out for comfort as either parents dont give enough attention, c) or it could be the obv that they just enjoy inflicting pain onto someones elses life as they see it as a power trip for themself's. Dont be fooled by the bullying as every single one of them all have underlying reason's for the bullying and will never admit to it untill they have grown up and matured.

For example when i was at primary school i got bullied everyday and that continued right into high school uptil 3rd year. Iv had the likes of being kicked in within a inch of my life, spat on, spewed on, pee'd on, pushed down stairs at school and almost breaking my neck. i never ever stood up to them as they pushed this power of jealously over me that they were best but realy they werent, it was there way of showing that they were scared too and had to fit in at school and thats how they succeeded at doing it. Bullying will continue to carry on as high schools will never enforce it nor will goverment as its there way of controlling society, for example again the fact the teachers have power over you by anymeans they have at their dispoal, they will treat the bully with more mercy as they see themselfs in the same light. so it will be the same with goverment.. they have the control over the country and they pretty much say what goes and that all comes with power.

In regards to how the victim's will feel, you will pretty much feel like in the strongest word possible "why the fuck me, what the fuck did i ever do" you will go home and hide in your room and wish the day will end and when you wake up, your first words are "here we go round x,y,z" then curse your exsistence until the end of the day and it starts again. Your parents will never understand cause you wont let them in meaning you never tell as you will be to embarssed to let them they know that there child is getting bullied. when you eventually do decide to go out your on your wits end as you feel that the only remaining friends will turn on you to. Speak to your parents, as it will be the best thing you can ever do as letting it of your chest and getting it out there is a release, imagine a shaken up bottle of coke and when you release the pressure.

so in whole only way to stop bullying is to stand up for what you believe in (easier said than done but i did it) and just go hell bent proving that your no push over for anyone. your a person not a door mat. when the teacher, tutor, prime minister has a go at you just stand your ground and show them whos the man or women. try not to cross the boundary by being like them. you will know the answer when it happens so just be you and be happy with your self as it will all work out and the bullies will end up being nothing but low life wanna'bs with a couple of kids living in a council house delivering catalouges to houses. where you will be in your high earning jobs.

hopw this helps in anyway.

just be strong and keep on smiling.

BRITS AWARDS 2010..YAWN!!

ok well it seems to be another year we have to put up with the mass of singers on tele again. one word..Yawn!! i would rather spend a night croucheing with my gran. Hasn't the delivery service advanced enough so they can UPS it to their home. Thats all we hear on radio and adverts, brtis awards this brit awards that.. wheres the need, does the country think we have alzheimers that we constantly need minded of the occasion. No i dont think we do and if we did am sure half the nation have moaned enough to sky to get a sky+ box for free. so they can record it when there out doing more important stuff like polishing the alloys of their cars with a tooth brush or maybe just having a nap.
Brit awards started in the 1980's under the auspices of bpi. mastercard has been the long term sponser of the awards and the brits was always broadcasted live until 1989 when samantha fox and mick fleetwood because of a poorly organised show. it wasnt until 2007 it went live with russell brand. Magaret Thatcher was once convinced to sing at the brit awards with (how much is) that doggie in the window. This years brit awards is being hosted by Peter Kay this year and Robbie Williams is being issued with the Outstanding Contribution to music award.

Nominees
British Female Solo Artist
Bat for Lashes
Florence & the Machine
Leona Lewis
Lily Allen
Pixie Lott
British Male Solo Artist
Calvin Harris
Dizzee Rascal
Mika
Paolo Nutini
Robbie Williams
British Breakthrough Act
Florence & the Machine
Friendly Fires
JLS
La Roux
Pixie Lott
British Group
Doves
Friendly Fires
JLS
Kasabian
Muse
MasterCard British Album
Dizzee Rascal - Tongue n’Cheek
Florence & the Machine - Lungs
Kasabian - West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum
Lily Allen - It’s Not Me, It’s You
Paolo Nutini - Sunny Side Up
British Single
Alesha Dixon - Breathe Slow
Alexandra Burke Ft Flo Rida - Bad Boys
Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Love
Joe McElderry - The Climb
JLS - Beat Again
La Roux - In For The Kill
Lily Allen - The Fear
Pixie Lott - Mama Do
Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart
Tinchy Stryder Ft N-Dubz - Number 1
Critics' Choice
Ellie Goulding
Delphic
Marina and the Diamonds
BRITs Album of 30 Years
Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to the Head
Dido - No Angel
Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
Duffy - Rockferry
Keane - Hopes & Fears
Oasis - (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?
Phil Collins - No Jacket Required
Sade - Diamond Life
The Verve - Urban Hymns
Travis - The Man Who
The BRITs Hits 30
Bee Gees - Stayin’ Alive/How Deep is Your Love
Bros. - I Owe you Nothing
Coldplay - Clocks
Eurythmics & Stevie Wonder - Angel
Girls Aloud - The Promise
Kanye West - Gold Digger
Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out of my Head
Michael Jackson - Earth Song
Paul McCartney - Live & Let Die
Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Robbie Williams & Tom Jones - The Full Monty Medley
Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama
Spice Girls - Wannabe/Who Do You Think You Are
Take That - Beatles Medley
The Who - Who Are You
International Female Solo Artist
Lady Gaga
Ladyhawke
Norah Jones
Rihanna
Shakira
International Male Solo Artist
Bruce Springsteen
Eminem
Jay-Z
Michael Buble
Seasick Steve
International Album
Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion
Black Eyed Peas - The End
Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream
Jay-Z - The Blueprint 3
Lady Gaga - The Fame
International Breakthrough Act
Animal Collective
Daniel Merriweather
Empire of the Sun
Lady Gaga
Taylor Swift
Outstanding Contribution Award
Robbie Williams
Live Performers
Cheryl Cole
Dizzee Rascal
Florence & the Machine
Jay-Z
JLS
Kasabian
Lady GaGa
Lily Allen
Robbie Williams.

hopefully Peter Kay will make it into the best presenter and get some votes but let viewers decide.

new remedies

ok..on more researching, i have managed to stir up more interesting ways to get cough to quite politely bugger off..
some are as follows and some are very interesting indeed;

"I haven't had a cold in four years thanks to garlic, echinacea, astragalus and goldenseal."
Mark Blumenthal, executive director of the American Botanical Council, Austin, Texas

"I've gone two or three years without a cold or flu by taking echinacea."
Steven Foster, Herbalist, and co-author of 'Encyclopedia of Common Natural Ingredients.'

"Some years I don't get any . . . I eat raw garlic. I take echinacea."
Andrew Weil, M.D., Professor at the University of Arizona College of Medicine in Tucson, AZ and author of 'Natural Health, Natural Medicine.'

1. Mix ½ teaspoon honey with ½ teaspoon lemon juice. Take this every 12 hours. Honey relieves the itchiness by moisturizing the throat passage. It also has curative properties as per Ayurveda practitioners.

3. Soak almonds overnight and remove their skin. Make a paste of the soaked almonds with little butter and sugar. This is very useful for dry cough.

2. Take 0.5 pounds (250 gms) of sweet apples daily for a week.

Below are 4 popular cough remedies.
a. Mix a teaspoonful of honey with a few drops of brandy.
b. Mix equal parts of lime juice and honey.
c. Combine a cup of grape juice and a teaspoon of honey. Mix well.
d. Mix 1 teaspoonful raw onion juice with 1 teaspoonful of honey. Keep it aside for 3 to 4 hours before drinking.

Build a strong immune system in summer, before the cold, wet season starts. Daily swimming in cold water or short cold showers following a hot shower are excellent to build up resistance to bacteria and viruses.

Mild walking every day in fresh air for twenty minutes can help shorten the duration of the cold by strengthening the body's resistance.

well thats just some of the treatments that i have found..please consult your doctor on any of these remedies if you decide to take any on board!!!!!

Tips for curing the cough in 1 day!

Right..ladies and gentlemen...am tired of the myths and tired of the cough medincines that rip you off. you go into the shop like the unexpected victim of the fraud that is the cough medicine prices. Seriously £3.oo to £6.00 for a cough medicine that will do nothing to your cough but make it worse!! then it ends up in your cupboard that you chosen to be the "medicine cupboard" that then becomes it's home for next remaining years of its life. Never to see the light of day again or have the 17 point security cap open and banged against the worktop.

So the point of this blog is that if anyone knows of a better way to get a cough to stop and go away quicker than these melted down liquorice with just a hint of suagr.

ie honey and tea? does that actually work or was that some old wifes tale?

Tips for getting rid of the darn cough!