Breezy Spring... whats that about?

Ok so its spring and what do we expect? nothing but big lushing licks of the sun getting hotter and the mindless droans getting out in there shorts with the near on milk bottle white legs that have never seen a ray of sunlight. Then you get the jet setter wana'bs who kick about the street with there claire sweeney jazz hat. Thats not the case in this climate, no no no we have freezing cold mornings and a tiny, tiny, tiny increase in temperture that takes the chill of the air but not enough to stop our nipples from becoming glass cutters.



now i may sound like a old fart but youll have me pegged wrong, am that typical person you will see kickin about in my shorts and a t-shirt that is far to tight and should never been allowed to be made. you can imagine the t-shirt.



Now this spring is it a sneaky peek of things to come.. for summer i mean waking up and you see the sun and think politely in your head oh it looks warm, get outside and you take toll of how bad your decision was to slip on those old flowery shorts in -1 weather. When its cold we have a good laugh at the people who decided they werent changing there clothes and walk down the high street like right fecking plebs. What makes it worse they have knobbly knees and it reminds you of that toothpick you had a few weeks ago.



Now when summer does eventually decide to grace us with its presence, we shall be ready!!!...... with the long john's, tea cosy you stole of your gran with alzhiemers, the gagoole that you found in the back of the cupboard that your aunty mavis gave you several years ago and were sorted. Nothing looks better than looking like a trainspotting victim!

So they people with the white coats say that its all down to global warming now is it really down to that cause that just sounds like big gathering and everyone getting warm. they say we drive to much and theres to many cars and to much pollution...my advise stop having fuckin band aids, live aids and gathering of mass celebritys, cause guess what they all use planes and cars to get to these places. look at sting did he not generate 7tone of co2 just attending some of the charity events and fightin a forrest!! do they suffer nope, we do cause the goverment think that the best idea is to rise some tax's. Good idea Mr Brown make us work harder use the car more and hit the petrol station more times than changing the channel on the sky remote. To me they should revert right back to the 60's when the times were good and mps werent getting pad astronomical wages to sit on there arse and keep warm there bed sores. lets be honest here mps are just glorified doal bum's.

Rewind back to the spring...

Dont know about you but am rather looking forward to the good old spring, waking up having that feeling of the sun in the air, and listening to the kids playing in their back gardens and the grass getting by the dads who should of done it months ago but was at the pub all previous times of being asked and being able to sit in the back garden having the stereo up full blast listening to the worst records ever played but not giving two hoots what the neighbours and firing up the old bbq and cooking away like your some super and telling your wife her food is shit and yours is all godly and stuff... ahhh the good times.

Bring on the Spring!!!!!!